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Maybe you're here because you really do want to join a cult. Or maybe you're curious as to whether or not this legitimately is a cult. 

It doesn't matter what brought you here because either way,
we welcome you with open arms.

The Cult Revealed
The Cult

[ thuh kuhlt ] noun

 

1: a combined collective of tall men working towards a common goal

2: we help tall men build muscle and improve their mobility without fearing lower back pain whilst breaking the stigma around men's mental health

Join
The Cult, umm...
we mean Community

Why do we call ourselves "The Cult"? Well, you see, we leaned into the fact that every fitness influencer on social media has a cult-like following, even when they’re not that good at what they do.

 

Most of the time, they promise the world only to let you down after you've handed over your hard-earned money because they care more about their status than getting you results. 

 

So we just figured, why not start as we mean to go on by building "The Cult", a place that gives its f̶o̶l̶l̶o̶w̶e̶r̶s̶ members lasting results and ongoing support.

 

Welcome to Ben’s Bodies "The Cult", where the only sacrifice is your excuses (... and a small 4-weekly fee. Effigies aren't cheap, you know!)​

WHY JOIN The Cult?

Unquestioning Devotion - to getting stronger, not to some weird leader. Ok, we're a little bit weird here.

Sacred Rituals - also known as workouts, but with more fun and fewer robes.

A Higher Purpose - your fitness goals and greater mobility, not summoning ancient beings.

Brotherhood, Gainzhood, Community - because no one should suffer alone.

what's the initiation process?

1️⃣ Show up - no blood oath required.
2️⃣ Sweat - but in a fun, slightly masochistic way.
3️⃣ Celebrate - because post-workout bliss is real.
4️⃣ Convert others - aka, bring your friends so they can suffer too!​

Hit the button below to get started. No long-term contracts, no weird rituals - just good vibes, great workouts, and a leader that actually cares.

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meet our leader

Ben, our fearless founder, part fitness guru, part cult leader (but, like, in a chill way). He’s here to guide you, push you, and make sure you never take yourself too seriously.

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I may have set a world record for my height, but it’s nothing compared to the records I set in the gym with The Cult.

Robert Wadlow

World's Tallest Man

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